Nova Witham Whore ❤️

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Installin’ it? Pain in the ass. Wires everywhere. Antennas tippin’ over. Once – oh man – I dropped a transmitter. Down three flights. Crash! Smashed to bits. Looked like Vero’s car wreck. “It’s nothing,” I told myself. Bullshit! Had to pay outta pocket. Pissed me off. But when it hums? Oh baby. Signals singin’. Makes me happy. Like dancin’ – ya know? That Walken strut!

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When you tell people you are from Witham, quite often the response is that they've 'never heard of it' - even from other Essex locals. But for those that don't know, it is a small town located .

And hey, don't get me started on the local markets! They pop up near Witham Leisure Park. I love that smell of street food and fresh produce - it warms me up like a good hug. Honestly, sometimes I'm shocked by the energy – and sometimes, oh my god, I'm mad because it's so damn vibrant that I can't keep up with the changes.

New energy-efficient apartments launched at development in Witham